Wednesday, October 29, 2008

DJ Shadow in China


November is a big month for turntablism in Beijing and Shanghai -- Wax Tailor, James Pants, and the biggie, DJ Shadow, are all playing this month. Oddly, there's been very little fanfare about the DJ Shadow shows. See what Archie of China Music Radar has to say. (Follow-up here.) Shadow's own website lists tour dates in Seoul and Bangkok before and after his Beijing and Shanghai dates, but doesn't mention the China shows. Isn't this kind of a big deal? Why no info?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Fashion Tips for Your Metal Band Audition

based on personal experience (2 hours ago)

1. Don't show up dressed like an English teacher who wishes he were Torquil Campbell.
Even if that is what you are.

Actually that is my only tip.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Listening to "Chinese Democracy" in China

I have to assume that back when Axl Rose started writing this song, somewhere around the Dawn of Time, the phrase "Chinese Democracy" was supposed to be a thought-provoking oxymoron, like "military intelligence" or "nuanced Michael Moore film." Not that Guns N' Roses is known for provoking much of anything but headbanging, puking, and misogyny, but I get the idea that you were supposed to be, like, man, that's blowing my mind.

Musically, the song isn't bad. Ann Powers describes its "passionate weirdness," which is refreshing, even as its thick chunks of overprocessed guitar dissapoint as much as any other major rock release of the 21st century.There are a few references to Chinese-y things, and I guess there is a vague thread of political protest throughout the song (though it's hard to tell if they're using China as a metaphor for the U.S. -- the reverse is sometimes true of Chinese political comment), but there's nothing hammered home during the bombastic chorus: "all we've got is precious time." Whatever. It's already too late: in 2008, China is quickly being demystified -- the radio tuning and random voices speaking Chinese in the intro feel outdated -- and the notion of protest delivered via rock n' roll is a non-issue. Chinese rock music is about artistic expression and social misfitry, getting drunk and playing Metallica covers in warehouses.


As such, the song, if it even has a message (I'm not sure what Rose means by a "Chinese stew," but I hope it's 牛肉粉丝), feels miles away from any reality on the ground in this country. And also, the falsetto backing vocals should be louder.

Chinese Democracy - Guns N Roses

Monday, October 20, 2008

It's Not You, It's Me, Mr. Folds

I've just got Reinhold Messner on the brain, is all. When are they going to show the video?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Master of Muppets

I've been listening to a little metal and hardcore music recently, as kind of a morbid experiment, and I came across this truly brilliant video of Cookie Monster singing a Cannibal Corpse song.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Dyslexic Seeker

In honor of what would have been Judee Sill's 63rd birthday, I thought I would show you a picture of her with a fat dog. So:



Saturday, October 04, 2008

BEN FOLDS FIVE REUINION FOR ONE SHOW ONLY

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS
THEY PLAYED REINHOLD MESSNER FROM START TO FINISH
AND IT WILL BE ON THE INTERNET SOON
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS KIND OF THING STILL STIRS ME SO MUCH
BUT MAN IT DOES